Exhausted humor

[demiurgent]

Daylight Savings Time kicks my ass. It does every year. It exhausts me. I can't get to sleep when I should. I can't wake up when I should. Or I don't sleep at all for three days, and then the fog takes me.

That's where I am now. In the fog. The thick, thick fog.

One of the things I do these days, about every other week, is go through my Friends List and see who's picked me up. It's this thing. This thing I do. Because I like to know. And when someone's picked me up, I often will pick them back up. It just seems polite. (It's not 100%, but still.)

And I was going through the list today, and clicked over to the bio of one of the new readers, and this jumped out at me:

"Technical Editor: By day I translate Engineer into English for a large company."

My brain, fogbound as it is, immediately came back with "and by Night... I am AGENT-J!"

Bonus points to anyone who gets the reference.

This is where my brain is right now.

On the plus side, I've gotten some INCREDIBLY EXCITING POTENTIAL RPG NEWS I literally can't talk about because, Dude. NDA, if it even becomes a go. But needless to say, it's a happy fog.

Comments

[shiffer.livejournal.com]

Last year somebody tried to pass a law that would make it Daylight Savings Time all year long. The motion failed, I like to think due to Doctor-esque machinations to preserve the timestream.

[cpip.livejournal.com]

Noooooooooooo! The timestream is already wrinkled horribly! We need to starch it straight!

[wednesday]

Yeah, no kidding. There's, like, fourteen zillibillion alternative universim out there and stuff, and, in at least one of them, I don't have to vacuum this apartment.

Let's get that one.

[cpip.livejournal.com]

Cleaning problems are easily solved by the judicious application of flamethrowers.

[wednesday]

Not if you wanna live there afterwards.

[cpip.livejournal.com]

[activate insane martha stewart powers!]

Heaps of burned rubble can be quite comfy, and so stylish with the right accessories! Just a gentle dusting of ash...

[wednesday]

Dude. Manitoba.

[shiffer.livejournal.com]

Is that a real place? I've always just assumed someone made it up. You know, like Belgium.

[wednesday]

Oh, yeah. It's just the rest of the prairies which don't actually exist. Calgary is actually just part of Montana that won't cop to the matter.

[sinless.livejournal.com]

Does that mean that Montana extends almost all the way to Deadhorse? That would be creepy.

[wednesday]

WOOOOOOOOOooooooOOOO