I am also gripped by the fear that in a week's time she will crawl out of my monitor and when the authorities arrive to carry my corpse away they will find my features warped and frozen into a horrifying visage and every inch of fabric on my person will be Beadazzled.
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I am also gripped by the fear that in a week's time she will crawl out of my monitor and when the authorities arrive to carry my corpse away they will find my features warped and frozen into a horrifying visage and every inch of fabric on my person will be Beadazzled.
And it'd have to be on my day off, too. Bitch.