"With these shoulderpads I have the strength to destroy homes, villages and crops!"

[demiurgent]

This is the single most awesome thing ever created in a world full of awesome things. My mind is as blown as it has ever been. I have been shattered. I have been horrified. I have been made transcendent. Gem Sweater.

Randy, naturally, is to blame.

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[freakfest.livejournal.com]

Holy fuck ... my eyes!!!!

[borghalrantipol.livejournal.com]

This was one of the first things I saw when I woke up this morning.

No wonder today has been so weird.

[freakfest.livejournal.com]

CURSE YOU, BURNS! That stupid song is stuck in my head now! *grabs iPod and turns on some Motley Crue to kill the madness*

[demiurgent.livejournal.com]

This is the first time I'm glad I have the ear ringing/whistling thing. Sweet blessed sharp sound, slaughtering Gem Sweater in my brain....

[mrbankies.livejournal.com]

Ahhhh!!!! The Gold Lame! The Gold Lame!

[harukami]

It occurs to me that a long time ago, I used to own a gem sweater.

...

[ironangel]

YE GODS MAN.

all...that...lame...moving...

[demiurgent.livejournal.com]

What powers did it give you?

[harukami]

The power to be unable to make any friends in school!

[ironangel]

hey! I had the same sweater!

[bugalight.livejournal.com]

She kinda reminds me of a young Pearl Forrester.


I am also gripped by the fear that in a week's time she will crawl out of my monitor and when the authorities arrive to carry my corpse away they will find my features warped and frozen into a horrifying visage and every inch of fabric on my person will be Beadazzled.

And it'd have to be on my day off, too. Bitch.

[ohnefuehlen.livejournal.com]

This person has discovered the absolute worst combination of age, gender and ethnicity for saying things like that.

[sailormur.livejournal.com]

I think I love this woman. In a platonic, gem sweater kinda way.

[gwalla.livejournal.com]

It's just the sheer quantity of lame. The color has nothing to do with it.

Oh, you mean lamé...

[gwalla.livejournal.com]

[sinless.livejournal.com]

Dear sweet jesus on a pog-stick . . .

[sinless.livejournal.com]

*pogo-stick

[scrubbo.livejournal.com]

That's a MAN, man!

[glitchphil.livejournal.com]

Dammit. Ow.