we get to scramble to find out that 3 of the 4 polling places near our houses in the cities have been closed for reasons unknown.
Oh, the reasons are perfectly obvious. Some inbred cocksucker who hears Rush Limbaugh say that city dwellers want to rape his daughter, his cow and his dog gets his neighbors/cousins/brothers (all the same five people) to get him voted into the State House. Then he sees the Horrible Unbiblical Moral Decay around the State House (these are the kinds of people who get queasy around indoor plumbing, after all) and feels that the people in the cities shouldn't vote, because after all, they might do something horrible. After all, they're LIBRULS, and the President and Tom DeLay said that LIBRULS were against the war against the towelheads who flew a plane into a field in Pennsylvania. So he and Cousin Clem (R-Asswart) ask Tom DeLay what to do, and he says, "Well, you need to make sure they can't vote against what's Good and Right and Godly!" And he gives the webbed-finger brigade plans to stop funding the polling stations, and in Jesus' name they will DO THIS THING HALLELUIA!
The worst part is that I'm only half sarcastic here, and that sarcasm is all the jokes about inbreeding.
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Oh, the reasons are perfectly obvious. Some inbred cocksucker who hears Rush Limbaugh say that city dwellers want to rape his daughter, his cow and his dog gets his neighbors/cousins/brothers (all the same five people) to get him voted into the State House. Then he sees the Horrible Unbiblical Moral Decay around the State House (these are the kinds of people who get queasy around indoor plumbing, after all) and feels that the people in the cities shouldn't vote, because after all, they might do something horrible. After all, they're LIBRULS, and the President and Tom DeLay said that LIBRULS were against the war against the towelheads who flew a plane into a field in Pennsylvania. So he and Cousin Clem (R-Asswart) ask Tom DeLay what to do, and he says, "Well, you need to make sure they can't vote against what's Good and Right and Godly!" And he gives the webbed-finger brigade plans to stop funding the polling stations, and in Jesus' name they will DO THIS THING HALLELUIA!
The worst part is that I'm only half sarcastic here, and that sarcasm is all the jokes about inbreeding.