A brief conversation

[demiurgent]

A brief conversation with a coworker, fortunately where no students could hear:

Him: Well, agnostics are just atheists without the courage of their convictions.

Me: Wow. That was both a lie and offensive. That's a neat trick.

He looked confused. I went on to tell him what I'm going to tell you, right now.

Atheism is not the lack of religion, despite the roots of the word. Atheism is a religion. It is the specific belief, without evidence, that the universe lacked intelligent or motive force behind its creation.

Many atheists refute this, mind. They say that they stand for science, and skepticism, and that any divine presence would need to be proven, and without that proof one must assume there is no divine presence. That, they often say, is simple science and stark reason.

And that's utter bullshit.

Science is agnostic.

Science says "I do not know, until I see. When I see, I can gather evidence and hypothesize. After I hypothesize I gather more evidence. I experiment. I test my hypothesis. I revise my hypothesis. If I and many other scientists perform these experiments and verify and reproduce my results, we might -- might -- upgrade my hypothesis to a theory, but that takes a lot of doing."

Atheism doesn't do any of that. Atheism takes it on faith that there is no god in any form, comprehensible or not. And the evidence for that is just as prevalent as the evidence for Yaweh, Allah, Aphrodite or Manannán mac Lir: absolutely none.

Guys? We don't know. We don't know who or what if anything started the cosmic ball rolling. We don't know if there's something beyond the edge of human perception. We just don't fucking know, okay?

Now, you can be convinced the Christians have it wrong. Or that the Greeks were full of shit. Or that the Wiccans are fooling themselves. You can be personally convinced that the universe is a cold place where everything is essentially chaotic and all things happened because of chance. That's fine.

But don't pretend you have an inside understanding that the religious nuts don't. You have a belief. Nothing more, nothing less. And that's fine. If it makes you happy, power to you.

And if you believe in a god, gods, goddesses, or whatever? Fine by me. Whatever helps you get to sleep, man.

Me? I'm agnostic. I don't have the hubris to think I've got the final answer. I'm still watching and waiting, and I'm keeping an open mind -- to all sides of the question.

And for the record? Don't you fucking dare say I don't have the courage of my convictions. It takes a hell of a lot more courage to admit what you don't know than assert what you believe to be true.

Sadly, it means I don't get to be nearly as smug as certain theists or atheists. But don't worry about me. I usually find something else to be smug about.

Comments

[discarn8.livejournal.com]

Valid point. I sit corrected re: accepting or proving information.

(And throwing out the Cartesian Skeptic is a low blow, I tell ya. *impish grin*)

-John

[discarn8.livejournal.com]

Gezuntheit!

[ronin-kakuhito.livejournal.com]

And throwing out the Cartesian Skeptic is a low blow, I tell ya.

You have to close that window before any epistemic discussion begins or you get to run around in circles for the rest of the day. Which, while fun once, isn't the sort of thing I go in for anymore.

[ronin-kakuhito.livejournal.com]

I mean, you can invite the Cartesian Skeptic to a conversation, but if one conversant isn't willing to allow us to acquire reliable knowledge about the outside world, then really, there isn't much to talk about, and that would be a damned shame. And really it seems to me to be akin to the free will vs illusion of free will question. No matter which position is right, taking the negative position fails to yield anything useful, so it seems best to act as if we can have knowledge of the outside world and as if we have free will.

[ronin-kakuhito.livejournal.com]

Actually, I take back the statement that nothing useful comes from either position. They can act as specialized plumage in student-philosopher mating rituals, sort of a short hand way of indicating to other young philosophy students which seemingly profound sorts of things you espouse, thus identifying yourself as a potentially suitable mate for like-minded philosophy students.

[discarn8.livejournal.com]

*ROFLMAO*

Oh, my... That came out of left field. *applause*

[ronin-kakuhito.livejournal.com]

Well, back in college, I was a philosophy major who became a philosophy minor when I realized I wasn't at all interested in the memorize name and date classes. I got to see a fair number of different types of philosophy students in their natural habitats. The mating rituals were varied and sometimes very bizarre.