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You Are A Privateer!


What Type Of Swashbuckler Are You?
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You know, if you don't actually know what a swashbuckler is, you shouldn't use the term.

Having checked the possible results, I find it oddly funny that they're all forms of pirate with one token highwayman. Well, how important is Bergerac or Aramis or Porthos or D’Artagnan to 'swashbuckler' lore, anyway?

I... um... that is... I... um

They... um... they took my toilet seat.

They, in this context, is my cleaning crew. I assume. I can't accept that thieves broke in, walked past the Tivo and the Xbox and the like, and stole my toilet seat. That would be silly.

This might be the most absurd moment of my life. They left no note. They left no comment. There is no call from them on my phone.

They took my toilet seat.

What does one say? I mean, seriously. What does one say? They took my toilet seat.

The apartment is clean, on the other hand....