STAGE CLEARED: But I'm sorry, your fiancée is in another castle! ON TO STAGE TWO!

[demiurgent]

Application Type: I129F, PETITION FOR FIANCE(E)
Current Status: Approval notice sent.
On December 13, 2007, we mailed you a notice that we have approved this I129F PETITION FOR FIANCE(E). Please follow any instructions on the notice. If you move before you receive the notice, call customer service.

(Yes, we're thrilled.)

Comments

[dvandom.livejournal.com]

So, where do we sign this petition?

[demiurgent.livejournal.com]

Man, can you imagine if that's how it was done? "You may get married, but first you must collect ten thousand signatures on the world wide web..."

[dansr.livejournal.com]

Mazel Tov :)

[magentamom.livejournal.com]

Ha! Don't think I've forgotten conversations in which you said you'd never get that approval. Told ya so!

But I am even happier for you than I am to have been right. ;)

Much luck and happiness.

[demiurgent.livejournal.com]

I was confident we'd be approved. I just thought it would happen an infinite amount of time later. ;)

(You totally pwned me.)

[docstrange.livejournal.com]

Yay!

One battle won. How many paperwork dragons to go?

[chadu.livejournal.com]

w00t!

CU

[copperhamster.livejournal.com]

Very nice.
/cues up boss fight music for next round.

[demiurgent.livejournal.com]

Several. :)

[zoethe.livejournal.com]

There is much antihistamine-hazed boogie going on here! Squeee!!!!

[darthparadox.livejournal.com]

You'd have an easier time of that than most, you know.

So does this mean she can visit again?

[pooka-madness.livejournal.com]

Congratulations, good sir. One down.

[rustmon.livejournal.com]

Yay! Sweet!

[taimatsu]

Woohoo! :D

[chanlemur.livejournal.com]

Boy, they really know how to suck the emotion right out of a moment, huh? It's like they're authorizing you to dig a well on your property or something.

Anyhow, congrats!

[mrbankies.livejournal.com]

It's the Call Customer Service part of the notice that really sells it.

Anyway, YAY!!!!

[bodhranplayer.livejournal.com]

WOOHOO!!!!


Now ... what is stage two? And can we help? After all .. I've only known you for going on 26 years .. scary thought that ... I'll do what I can.

[chanlemur.livejournal.com]

The government should offer a customer service line for EVERY ASPECT OF THEIR RELATIONSHIP FROM HERE ON IN.

[archangelbeth]

...okay, where can I get that government job?

"United States of America Relationship Hotline - Bedroom Positions Department. How may I advise you tonight?


PS: Congrats to Whistling and Weds!

[clodia-risa.livejournal.com]

Congrats!

[rosencrantz23.livejournal.com]

So, does the wild rumpus commence now, or do we wait a bit more for our constructive debauchery?

(Also? Dude! Conga-rats!)

(Also the second: I would gladly sign your petition any day....and doesn't that sound deviant?)

(Also the third: I too would gleefully work the aforementioned customer service line....)

[usagijer.livejournal.com]

weds is Princess Peach?!
w00t!

CHECKPOINT!

[gwox.livejournal.com]

This petition has been officially stamped "WIN".

Congrats!

[mikichan.livejournal.com]

Congrats!!

[deathchibi.livejournal.com]

Wow, congratulations!

[zorbathut.livejournal.com]

I've actually always liked the idea of basing certain difficult things - like immigration, for example - on a Survivor-like test. Yes, you can immigrate to the USA . . . but only if you can cook a meal using only what you can find on a desert island! And only if you're willing to eat a raw catfish fillet! (No, you can't just cook the catfish fillet on your desert island.)

The real point would just be to weed people out who aren't willing to try. Also, anyone who succeeds should definitely be allowed to immigrate just 'cause they're awesome.

Also, if you search for I129F on Google, the first hit is "Petition for Alien Fiancé(e)". The term "alien" in this context will never fail to make me laugh.

[wednesday]

Not yet. I'm stuck here until they issue the visa.

[wednesday]

WEDS IS MOMO!