TÖRdötCÖM -- finally, a website I can send my cool friends to.

[demiurgent]

See the new joy of the new, hip, trademarkable era at TÖRdötCÖM

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[blackbyrd2.livejournal.com]

Our new look says, simply, “Either let us drag you willingly into the future, or be impaled upon the shiny, metallic spikes of our awesomeness. We will bludgeon all resistance with our second generation Kindles and Sony PRC 505s, slicing and dicing holdouts and naysayers with our sleek, sexy MacBook Airs. Now bow before our awesome new lögö.”

Complete awesome sauce.

[chaobell]

What a shameful waste of umlauts, don't they know there's a war on?