I apologize for not having a more coherent initial posting, other than a basic sarcastic, multi-word, "Why?"

Just so you know, that "Why?" doesn't come across through the sarcasm, as I see no such question, just a lot of passive-aggressive sarcasm. Maybe you'd have better luck in the future skipping the sarcasm and just asking outright. The result otherwise makes it look like you were just being a dick, whether you meant it that way or not. It'd also keep you from having to (from your perspective) repeat yourself when you're inevitably misunderstood.