Wow, this is utterly useless, expensive, and SHINY!

[demiurgent]

...I've seen the most incredibly useless expensive product I've ever wanted....

This serves absolutely no good purpose. None. It's utterly worthless to my life or anyone's life. And oh my God I want one. I won't get one unless I win the lottery or sell a bestselling novel and get lots of money to burn, but man, how can you not want it?

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[aberrantangels]

the more I look at it, the more I start wondering what I'd have to move in order to fit it in the living room...

I know the feeling. Only the fact of living in an apartment stops me wanting one right now. If I ever have a mansion, though, I'm so there.