Nothing says "you are a valued member of our community..."

[demiurgent]

...like an institutional present that could kill you if you ate it.

Comments

[ardaniel]

I'm sure weds will catch that bullet for you if you really *make* her. ;)

But yes, they're tools.

[demiurgent.livejournal.com]

This stuff? So not Weds's kind of thing. I wouldn't waste money on the postage. I'd rather go out and buy the chocolates she would actually like and send them.

I think I will, in fact.

[larksilver.livejournal.com]

I'll bet it's too sweet and milk-ish for her taste, based on the previous conversation. From what I gather, she likes the chocolate that's so dark you can still taste it a month later, if you just think about it.