May. 13th, 2004

demiurgent: (Poop)
Figurehead Todd would like to go home now. Figurehead Todd has had a long hard day of being a Figurehead, and he has had quite enough of it. All of the people have come to his office, and told him everything that is wrong with the world. "Well, here are some ways to fix those problems," Figurehead Todd has said, smiling. But no -- they remind him, he is a Figurehead. His words have no value. His opinions have no meaning. Silly Figurehead Todd. Silly Figurehead Todd with his silly opinions and words. Dance for us and validate the process, Figurehead Todd! Dance and Validate! Dance and Validate!

Figurehead Todd would like to go home now. Figurehead Todd has had a long hard day of not being acknowledged by those who on paper are his subordinates. "Please do this for me," Figurehead Todd says to them, cheerful and bright. But no -- they remind him, he is a Figurehead. His directives have no weight. His plans have no substance. Silly Figurehead Todd. Silly Figurehead Todd with his silly directives and plans. Dance for us and validate the process, Figurehead Todd! Dance and Validate! Dance and Validate!

Figurehead Todd would like to go home now. Figurehead Todd has had a long hard day of being made the scapegoat for issues and problems that have nothing to do with him. He tries to explain how the process actually works and indicate ways to resolve the issues and problems. But no -- they remind him, he is a Figurehead. His explanations are of no interest. His excuses are of no consequence. To the gallows with Figurehead Todd! With his death, we shall all feel better about things! Dance for us and validate the execution, Figurehead Todd! Dance and Validate! Dance and Die!

Figurehead Todd would like to go home now. But he's dead, so he can't. Wave to him, kids! He's the perfect Figurehead now! He doesn't speak or make plans or try and tell us things any more. He just sits there until we pull the strings, and then he dances for us! Dance for us, Dead Figurehead Todd! Dance and validate our lives! Dance and Validate! Dance and Validate!

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