"With these shoulderpads I have the strength to destroy homes, villages and crops!"

This is the single most awesome thing ever created in a world full of awesome things. My mind is as blown as it has ever been. I have been shattered. I have been horrified. I have been made transcendent. Gem Sweater.

Randy, naturally, is to blame.

I'm avoiding writing about John Stark on Websnark right now...

...but I wanted to mention somewhere that the Friday John Stark (the one about Enoch Poor) might be my favorite joke in it to date.

For what it's worth.