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Okay, the first dozen times it was cute.
However, it's over.
No more Rankin/Bass inspired commercials.
You got me?
No more fucking Rankin/Bass stop motion commercials!
I'm especially looking at you, Food Network. Why you thought it was a good idea to use CGI to intentionally look worse than Rankin/Bass ever did is beyond me, but I swear to God I will not rest until I convince our Government to impound you all as enemy combatants if you don't fucking drop it. I practically throw up when I see your jerk motion shit!
NO MORE!!
(An exemption is granted, albeit reluctantly, to Aflac. They at least had the balls to go out and actually license the Rankin/Bass Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer and his extended cast from the current rightsholders. So while I still feel the cold depths of hatred for them, they may continue. Alltel? Not so fucking much.)
However, it's over.
No more Rankin/Bass inspired commercials.
You got me?
No more fucking Rankin/Bass stop motion commercials!
I'm especially looking at you, Food Network. Why you thought it was a good idea to use CGI to intentionally look worse than Rankin/Bass ever did is beyond me, but I swear to God I will not rest until I convince our Government to impound you all as enemy combatants if you don't fucking drop it. I practically throw up when I see your jerk motion shit!
NO MORE!!
(An exemption is granted, albeit reluctantly, to Aflac. They at least had the balls to go out and actually license the Rankin/Bass Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer and his extended cast from the current rightsholders. So while I still feel the cold depths of hatred for them, they may continue. Alltel? Not so fucking much.)