When the Visigoths burn our cities and take our stuff? They will cite this as the reason

Discovery Health is being consumed by Oprah Winfrey.

Seriously.

The Discovery Health channel is being taken over entirely by a woman who won't use the word Vagina without making it cutesy.

Okay, we're now into "patently ridiculous" territory.

I totally want to do press releases and bumper stickers now

One of those memes that actually appeals to me. I've seen it a bunch of times but it was caprine who pulled me in.

Rules are as follows:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
The first article title on the page is the name of your band.

http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3
The last four words of the very last quote is the title of your album.

http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days/
The third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.

Using your favorite graphics program combine these three elements to design your album cover and post the result.




God, I'm totally doing slightly whiny piano pop, aren't I? I mean, the sort of thing they'll play for years in chain restaurants like Chili's. Total Five-for-Fighting going on here.