I don't know. This will never work with our target demographic. It needs a car chase -- no, two car chases. And a monkey! People love monkeys. And instead of an abscess, let's make it... an alien! Ready to burst out at any moment and wreak havoc upon the extras! An alien with the head of Dick Vitale! People love Dick Vitale! We'll have him fight the monkey! And then Gabrielle Union comes in and... well, she hardly needs to do more, really.
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Blorg!
Date: 2003-08-05 04:32 am (UTC)Glad you made it through, man.
- Gary, yonder Swede