To celebrate, I went *out* for a roast beef sandwich instead of eating one in.

[demiurgent]

Today I've hit a threshold event, and I figure I ought to report it because... well, I have an ego the size of Montana.

So. Folks have gathered I've done some rather... extreme things to lose weight before I... well, died.

As of this morning, those have culminated in a 150.5 lb weight loss. I figure that once you break 150, you have to call it a threshold.

I've been saying as I went along that "I've lost my niece in weight," or "I lost a high school sophomore." Or "I lost my Mother."

However, 150 deserves something cooler. Therefore... I have officially lost one ninja's worth of weight.

I'm just scared he's out there, conspiring to get revenge. Ninja don't need bones, damn it.

Comments

[caprine.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaaa! Beware the adipose ninja!

(I, personally, choose to keep my adipose ninja under my skin, so I always know where he is--besides, with the majority of weight losers gaining it all back, which is known to harm health, I am not willing to risk my health by striving for weight loss. But that is my choice, not one I wish to impose on others--I hope you are able to maintain your loss, and I wish you all the best in your quest for better health.)

[demiurgent.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaaa! Beware the adipose ninja!

I'm totally stealing that for the website.

I am not willing to risk my health by striving for weight loss.

Perfectly understandable. In my case, however, it was the difference between being dead within a couple of years and... well, not.