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demiurgentToday I've hit a threshold event, and I figure I ought to report it because... well, I have an ego the size of Montana.
So. Folks have gathered I've done some rather... extreme things to lose weight before I... well, died.
As of this morning, those have culminated in a 150.5 lb weight loss. I figure that once you break 150, you have to call it a threshold.
I've been saying as I went along that "I've lost my niece in weight," or "I lost a high school sophomore." Or "I lost my Mother."
However, 150 deserves something cooler. Therefore... I have officially lost one ninja's worth of weight.
I'm just scared he's out there, conspiring to get revenge. Ninja don't need bones, damn it.
So. Folks have gathered I've done some rather... extreme things to lose weight before I... well, died.
As of this morning, those have culminated in a 150.5 lb weight loss. I figure that once you break 150, you have to call it a threshold.
I've been saying as I went along that "I've lost my niece in weight," or "I lost a high school sophomore." Or "I lost my Mother."
However, 150 deserves something cooler. Therefore... I have officially lost one ninja's worth of weight.
I'm just scared he's out there, conspiring to get revenge. Ninja don't need bones, damn it.
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Date: 2005-05-03 05:24 pm (UTC)Mazel Tov, my dear!!! I am beyond words. . . . ::HUGS::
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Date: 2005-05-03 05:25 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-05-03 05:28 pm (UTC)Hm. I wonder what else can be measured in ninjas.
(I myself am stalled at a bininja. For what it's worth.)
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Date: 2005-05-03 05:30 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-05-03 05:33 pm (UTC)Just think - now, you could start ranking your weight loss by professional boxers and wresters. Currently, you've lost Oscar De La Hoya.
(If you ever lose Paul Wight, we'll miss you.)
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Date: 2005-05-03 05:34 pm (UTC)Congrats!
(Ninja Choo-Choo Bear!)
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Date: 2005-05-03 06:15 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-05-03 07:10 pm (UTC)150 pounds is a LOT, and I'm really proud of you.
You inspire me to finish losing the 100 pounds I needed to lose when I was at 310. I'm only at 270, having bounced up from 265 because of kidney stone diet changes.
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Date: 2005-05-03 07:29 pm (UTC)(I, personally, choose to keep my adipose ninja under my skin, so I always know where he is--besides, with the majority of weight losers gaining it all back, which is known to harm health, I am not willing to risk my health by striving for weight loss. But that is my choice, not one I wish to impose on others--I hope you are able to maintain your loss, and I wish you all the best in your quest for better health.)
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Date: 2005-05-03 08:36 pm (UTC)I'm totally stealing that for the website.
I am not willing to risk my health by striving for weight loss.
Perfectly understandable. In my case, however, it was the difference between being dead within a couple of years and... well, not.
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Date: 2005-05-03 07:31 pm (UTC)You've beaten my total (2/3rds of a ninja).
CU
(*yay*)
Date: 2005-05-03 08:09 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-05-03 08:57 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-05-03 09:23 pm (UTC)And congrats, man, most awesome.
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Date: 2005-05-03 11:35 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-05-04 12:10 am (UTC)I am ever so happy for you! And supportive of continued health efforts!
**hugs**
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Date: 2005-05-04 03:00 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-05-04 03:59 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-05-04 02:06 pm (UTC)I'll bake the ninja cookies with Splenda so he doesn't get heavier but is too distracted to come after you.
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Date: 2005-05-04 06:34 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-05-04 08:23 pm (UTC)For those of you dealing in metric...
Date: 2005-05-08 04:50 am (UTC)So, Eric, have you made it the extra four pounds to shedding un petit corporal? }:-{D
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