Weird writer's craving

[demiurgent]

Did you ever have one of those days where you worked a full day, and planned out your evening, and thought to yourself "man, I really want to write porn?"

I hadn't either. Until now.

I blame Ray ripping a man's face off.

Or Kris Straub.

Or both.

Comments

[mishamish.livejournal.com]

Hmm... yes. Yes, I have.

But I'm also still RE-considering "Super Secret Project H." Where the "H" stands for "'Historical' Romance."

Hehe... you're not the only person to have had that idea, ya know?

[mishamish.livejournal.com]

Of course, I've got no-one to blame but myself.

[chanlemur.livejournal.com]

Someone gets sassy after he sees a full-grown cat rip another cat's face off!

* * *
"I want to just make like a big life size origami of myself and be all HOW ARE YOU

"HOW HAVE YOU BEEN

"Just push on its nose with my open palm and watch as like one of its arms falls off"
* * *

[ericfmyers.livejournal.com]

There's nothing wrong with that. Porn pays more. So, are you writting porn now?

[demiurgent.livejournal.com]

Sadly, no. We'll see what happens tonight, though.

[inspectorzutto.livejournal.com]

We will??

[redneckgaijin.livejournal.com]

*dramatic sigh* That's what you think...

[dansr.livejournal.com]

I read this post and said, "Self well, sure! We've had a full day at work, planned out our evening and then decided that we needed to write a poem." I read your post about 5 times before I realized it didn't say poem.

I think I need a break. Or alcohol. Or maybe both...

[demiurgent.livejournal.com]

If anyone else had said this, I'd be thinking "now I want to see this person write an erotic poem."

But it's you.

So now I want an erotic folksong. With fiddle accompaniment.

You may smack me clean across the face the next time you see me. ;)

[dansr.livejournal.com]

::laughing:: Oh, I've got plenty of erotic poetry I've written. ;) As for erotic folksong... I've not written any, but I know several bawdy ones complete with fiddle accompaniment. Does that count? ;)

I tell you what, first I'll smack you, then I'll hug you. ::grin::

[wednesday]

This round of negotiation is alarming.

[the-nic.livejournal.com]

Are you going to post this for all of us to see?

Ha, free porn = commujism. I bet that one has never been done before.

[scarfman]

Not since November 12th, or you'd've seen it here. Probably.

Weird!

[sailormur.livejournal.com]

Here's a transcript from a chat I had just last night.

Friend: I wonder if there's a market for scifi porn.

Me: I would totally write superhero porn.

Friend: I would totally read it.

And then I started writing...

Re: Weird!

[freakfest.livejournal.com]

Dude. Librarian porn. Now THAT would be hawt.

Re: Weird!

[sailormur.livejournal.com]

Ooooo...

Librarian on librarian, or librarian on book seeker... I like

Re: Weird!

[redneckgaijin.livejournal.com]

If you can tolerate furry, try googling on "Hazel" and "GNAW". Not "Hazel GNAW"; Hazel is the character, GNAW the artist.

Re: Weird!

[gwox.livejournal.com]

"Do me, Dewey!"

[ronin-kakuhito.livejournal.com]

You know, yeah. I've contemplated it before. So much erotica is mind searingly awful, but with that comes the thought that it seems like it would be really har difficult to write erotica or just plain porn that didn't, upon the 2 weeks later reread, make me want to rip out my eyes. I figure it would have to be easier to write something else.

[freakfest.livejournal.com]

Remember, Anais Nin and Henry Miller and Co. wrote graphic erotic stories to make money whilst being bohemian artist-y types in France.

Slash is always fun. I like writing slash. I deleted anything slash-y I ever wrote, so I can't share. But YOU can share! SHARE THE PORN!

[the-nic.livejournal.com]

I'd like to see guns n roses slash fiction.

[glitchphil.livejournal.com]

If porn is on your mind, then maybe you have eaten my brain after all.

Dammit.

[redneckgaijin.livejournal.com]

Believe it or not, no. I often think, "I have an idea for a porn story, I think I'll write it," but I've never thought, "I want to write porn," without any story in mind.

For that matter, writing the actual sex scenes is my least favorite part. It's BORING.

There's only one answer to this...

[(Anonymous)]

The Erotic Adventures of Brigadier General John Stark.

Starring Peggy Shippen.

Dude.

[pat-myers.livejournal.com]

I have that feeling all the freaking time.

o.O

[alexis-thenull.livejournal.com]

I'm willing to bet that erotic scenes can be written programmatically. Just set up a few parameters to match your story (appearance, fetishes, vulgarity) and voila! Deterministic sex descriptions. Hot.