Gout sucks pony.

This is my first full on gout attack in a couple of months or more. It's easy to describe. Imagine your foot. Then imagine a copper spike. Then imagine that spike being heated until it glows. Then drive that spike into your foot, just behind the toes. Then, after the searing, burning, stabbing pain begins to settle, you hook the spike to a convenient car battery charger. Zap! Zappy zap zap!

Seriously. Cutting the foot off is a viable plan, right now.

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