Spam Subject Line of the Day

"Your order failed, Ruby Small, try again."

Dude. Now that is a Spam subject line.

Weird writer's craving

Did you ever have one of those days where you worked a full day, and planned out your evening, and thought to yourself "man, I really want to write porn?"

I hadn't either. Until now.

I blame Ray ripping a man's face off.

Or Kris Straub.

Or both.