An actual conversation in my house.

[demiurgent]

Eric: So... the Catholic Church is re-emphasizing--

Weds: Plenary indulgences. Yes. I know.

Eric: But... wait. Plenary indulgences reduce your time in Purgatory. They have no impact on Hell.

Weds: And?

Eric: Didn't they abolish the very concept of Purgatory like a year ago?

Weds: It's back. In Pog form.

Comments

[forvrin.livejournal.com]

You, Sir are WRONG, so WRONG in your WRONGNESS with the soft, spongy underbelly of RIGHT that is WRONG that you ... er, smell. wrongly.

Ahem.

If you had been paying attention, you would have realized that LIMBO is not the same as PURGATORY.

Despite both showing up in Dante's Inferno. WRONG.

Even so, I will allow that not everyone in the world can meet my exacting standard of goodness and light. Its a constant source of disappointment, but the burden of those as Amazing as myself.

(wrong...)

:P

[usagijer.livejournal.com]

ALF == Purgatory ????

This Explains EVERYTHING!

[ursulav.livejournal.com]

My brain hurts.

[interlocutron.livejournal.com]

Oh, I thought indulgences were for saving your bacon. Now it doesn't seem so ridiculous.

Well, except for the part about wasting material rewards on reducing the wait time before you get your infinite stay in Heaven. Wouldn't you rather live it up and consider Purgatory your last intersting life experience? After all, it's probably going to be the first time in years that you can lift and carry that much weight.

[prodigal.livejournal.com]

Remember Purgatory? It's back. as Pogs!

[miyaa99.livejournal.com]

I just have one question: what is a Pog?