Magical Ways to make an editor despise your webcomics submission

[demiurgent]

Yeah. You want to make certain that you get the maximum milage for your webcomic's positive press. And you've gotten some really good writeups. Even some mainstream stuff. And it's hard to put together a decent e-mail to send to an editor considering your work. It sounds all arrogant.

I recognize that fact.

I need you to recognize this fact.

If you add my submissions e-mail address to a mailing list you send press releases, forward press, and otherwise send out positive commentary and the like about your comic through? I will reject your comic.

Period.

I don't care if the press comes from fucking Time Magazine and if you've got a deal to have each comic tattooed on Morgan Webb's taut geek grrl ass and shot for Playboy. I will reject your comic.

Know this to be true.

Comments

[criticalmess.livejournal.com]

Well, dammit.
I might have to cancel that photoshoot, then.