In fact, that felt so good, it is time for BIG AMERICAN PARTY!

[demiurgent]

Give me a story topic. Nothing grand needed. Just something to force a couple dozen words out of my head.

Thanks, and enjoy the fish!

Comments

[fadethecat.livejournal.com]

Something with a major plot point hinging on the type of pajamas the protagonist wears. Bonus points if it's also not smut!

[violetkhirot.livejournal.com]

Smut!

[wednesday]

Dude, you totally left Farai and Drake hanging that time.

[flemco.livejournal.com]

A guy in his mid-20's, high school dropout living in Oklahoma on a farm, discovers Jesus in his shed. Literally.

[wednesday]

Yeah, but which Jesus?

[mishamish.livejournal.com]

Drunk and bitter Jesus, of course! I mean, DUH! It's Oklahoma! :-P

[wednesday]

But there's dozens of those!

[inkbrush76.livejournal.com]

Sorry but all the Fundies here make it difficult to acquire booze. The liquor stores all close early, the supermarket beer is 2 point, liquor stores are closed on Sundays, it's difficult to have alcohol shipped in from out of state, and you can't buy anything other than wine coolers and watery beer at the supermarket.

If Jesus were from Oklahoma, he'd be bored and dirty, but probably not very drunk.

:)

[demiurgent.livejournal.com]

Dude -- we know Jesus turns water into wine. He's a built... in... moonshiner....

[inkbrush76.livejournal.com]

So Oklahoma should be the "Moonshine State?"

[demiurgent.livejournal.com]

Okay, this one's graduated to full fledged story.

[inkbrush76.livejournal.com]

If you were taking a serious tone with the story, it would remind me of a song by Woody Guthrie. (Titled, appropriately enough, Jesus Christ) Of course, if you were being less serious, it still reminds me of a song written by Woody Guthrie. (Jesus Christ for President, put to music by Billy Bragg and Wilco on the mermaid Avenue albums)

If you need anything thematically Oklahoma, I guess I'm your guy. (Jim Thorpe? Gotcha covered. Chuck Norris? Yep. Will Rogers? Yep. Hell, longtime DC Editor Archie Goodwin was from Tulsa, or so I heard.)

[chadu.livejournal.com]

I have this image of Okie Jesus holding up a coffee mug (World's Greatest Dad?) full of water, flipping some mojo on it, doing the Wine Trick, then saying, "Blood of Me. Amen." before guzzling it.


CU

[darthparadox.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Alcoholic autovampirism. Nice.

Of course, if he were Kentucky Jesus, he could turn water directly into moonshine.

[chadu.livejournal.com]

Space Ghost: "This is Old Kentucky Jesus, and he has been there."


CU

[no-relation.livejournal.com]

And now I want to see a bored and thirsty Jesus ranting about blue laws.

[mishamish.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! On Sunday, even JESUS can't get beer!!!

[no-relation.livejournal.com]

And you thought the merchants in the temple got it bad, wait'll you see Christ in the checkout line when you tell Him he can't buy a six-pack.

[mishamish.livejournal.com]

S'why he's bitter! Besides, he can make water into wine, he'll manage.

[amhorach.livejournal.com]

I can see it now: Jesus worms his way into the family's heart, and moves into the basement. He lives there for a few months, right up until the mother reaches her breaking point after Jesus finshes nearly finishes off the orange juice, but puts the carton back into the fridge. She runs downstairs in her bunny slippers. She sees Jesus, sipping hooch and playing World of Warcraft.

She yells, "Jesus Christ! Why can't you find a job?"

ba-dum-bum pish!

[ronin-kakuhito.livejournal.com]

Metallo-Jesus, Savior of Steel!

[forsythferret.livejournal.com]

Cyborg Jesus, Mirrorshades Jesus, Metal Suit Jesus, or Kid Clone Jesus?

[chanlemur.livejournal.com]

Personally, I like the idea of Indiana Jesus, Saviour with a Bullwhip. You know, after the thing in the Temple with the moneychangers. All he'd need is a fedora...

[gwalla.livejournal.com]

Plastic Jesus on my dashboard.

[mishamish.livejournal.com]

OooH! OooH! Go with Mini-fin! "Two guys walk into a bar." That's it. That's all. Nothing before it or after. At most you can have them start two blocks away from the bar and proceed no more than three feet INTO the bar (which would give room for both of them to clear the doorway). NOTHING beyond that. Knock yourself out!

[mishamish.livejournal.com]

(Speaking of which... I've been trying to find stuff to work on recently... Let's compare notes afterwards!)

[mishamish.livejournal.com]

(Bonus points if one of the two guys just discovered Jesus in his shed. But I've gotta let you have that one to yourself. It was suggested to you first.)

[aberrantangels]

Thoughts of a villain who's just been through "O Wretched Man".

[aberrantangels]

Or, if you didn't play that arc with any of your villains, the one that spoke the most to you.

[trilly.livejournal.com]

so this cactus came in the mail today...

[cpip.livejournal.com]

I give you these ingredients.

Sweden. Queen Elizabeth I. The Holy Grail. Donald Rumsfeld.


Do as you will.

[no-relation.livejournal.com]

I discovered something, I think from BoingBoing, a while back. The url says it all:

http://www.creativewritingprompts.com/

[wednesday]

...............mouseovers..............

[sonictail.livejournal.com]

Gamers in Exile,

do as you will.

[scifantasy.livejournal.com]

Exile from where, South Korea? (Gaming mecca.)

[gimp-bizkit.livejournal.com]

Okay... Predators meet... the Knights of the Round...

[demiurgent.livejournal.com]

The Predator clicked slightly, turning. His blood brother chortled, his voice coming like throaty whoops. "Hey," he said to him. "Pass another slice of Lancelot, would you? This Galahad's all stringy."

[gimp-bizkit.livejournal.com]

That earns ONE (1) ECOOKIE!

[mishamish.livejournal.com]

(I am SO slow... I just now noticed the title to this entry... Nice reference. :-D)

a story idea

[dirkdada.livejournal.com]

While visiting the French Quarter of a now devestated New Orleans, our erstwhile hero, Frank Strumkin, stumbles upon the ghost of Napoleon Bonaparte in a back alley bar called the The Water & The Loo. They play a round of darts.

[forsythferret.livejournal.com]

They Might Be Giants touring on Mars.

[prodigal.livejournal.com]

What mirrors look like in the Mirror Universe.

[cartoonlad.livejournal.com]

McGriddle Fan Fiction. Then post at http://community.livejournal.com/mcgriddlefanfic/

[alexis-thenull.livejournal.com]

A security guard in a skyscraper of your choice witnesses the entrance of the beings of supreme evil from all major religions. After failing to stop them and retreating higher, he gets stuck with them on the top floor, where he unwillingly joins them in conversation and exchange of stories, while at the same time planning his escape and/or suicide.

(Based on a dream I just had)

[bellebet.livejournal.com]

A Kmart actually being the last refuge of Faerie.

[evilstoryteller.livejournal.com]

Monkeys in space.